BULLSHIT BORIS REVEALS HE’S STILL A LYING TWAT
Anyone remember the outright lie that the NHS would get an extra £350 million a week if Britain leaves the EU? World class bullshitter and the UK’s Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson apparently does.
Bullshit Boris recently wrote a 4,000 word “outline” in the Telegraph for the UK leaving the EU, which includes not only the above incorrect statement, but also his plans for a “hard” Brexit. Apparently the EU never made Britain feel special enough, so a “hard” Brexit would, in exchange for controlling the borders even more, be removed from the single market. Not only being utter dicks to Europe but also tanking the economy once again and leaving us utterly fucked – again.
Not only is Bullshit Boris lying out his ass about the £350 million a week but by writing out his plans publicly in the first place he’s really shown how fucked up the Tory party is, coming out less than a week before the actual Prime Minister Theresa May is going to give a major speech on Brexit. He’s been accused of “backseat driving” and it has been suggested this was his bid for leadership – now then we’d really be fucked. Who the hell wants this idiot as Foreign Secretary let alone running the country?!
The actual net contribution of Britain to the EU is £156 million a week (in the last year), less than half what Bullshit Boris claims, and a lot of that money once we “have it back” will be needed to replace all the EU funding we’ll lose in the first place!
It seems Bullshit Boris cares more about looking good for his diehard Leave followers than using facts and trying to help fucking run the country.
As well as perpetuating the lie the Leave campaign plastered over their campaign bus, he also insults the younger generation who want to remain a part of the EU. He wrote, “I look at so many young people with the 12 stars lipsticked on their faces and I am troubled with the thought that people are beginning to have genuinely split allegiances.” Because caring about wanting to be a part of a greater community is apparently a bad thing, what the fuck is with this allegiance bullshit?! This isn’t the fucking army, Boris, get a grip.
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Illustration by Ronan Porter